Violet Van Zant | Locker

[RSW Wrestling]

[Van Zant]

There's Bailey's in my coffee and I'm sitting on my balcony listening to Fetty Wap. How 2 be a hoodrat 101 with Veezy.

[Deleted]

Best of luck this week!

[Van Zant]

Hello, yes, general public? Violet calling – just a small inquiry, if I may? If I'm not busy sucking the dongers of the entire roster, or putting my fist up my training partner's ass in a sensual manner so she feels good about herself, what do I use this section of the internet for? Any insight would be greatly appreciated. Looking forward to hearing from you.
- Veezy

[Arianny DeLise]

Sept 2, 2016 0:09:41 GMT Van Zant said:

Hello, yes, general public? Violet calling – just a small inquiry, if I may? If I'm not busy sucking the dongers of the entire roster, or putting my fist up my training partner's ass in a sensual manner so she feels good about herself, what do I use this section of the internet for? Any insight would be greatly appreciated. Looking forward to hearing from you.
- Veezy

I supposed you could use it to be a massive cunt, which you seem to have down pat. Welcome to RSW .

[Van Zant]

Sept 2, 2016 0:41:32 GMT Arianny DeLise said:

Sept 2, 2016 0:09:41 GMT Van Zant said:

Hello, yes, general public? Violet calling – just a small inquiry, if I may? If I'm not busy sucking the dongers of the entire roster, or putting my fist up my training partner's ass in a sensual manner so she feels good about herself, what do I use this section of the internet for? Any insight would be greatly appreciated. Looking forward to hearing from you.
- Veezy

I supposed you could use it to be a massive cunt, which you seem to have down pat. Welcome to RSW .

It's a blessing, squad. I like you, I like you.

[Shawn DeLise]

If you like dirty fucking whores, I guess.

[Arianny DeLise]

Sept 2, 2016 2:52:02 GMT Van Zant said:

Sept 2, 2016 0:41:32 GMT Arianny DeLise said:

I supposed you could use it to be a massive cunt, which you seem to have down pat. Welcome to RSW .

It's a blessing, squad. I like you, I like you.

Ditto. I would say good luck against Hailey Banks but seeing the shitty company she keeps I think you'll be just fine

[Arianny DeLise]

Sept 2, 2016 2:53:25 GMT Shawn DeLise said:

If you like dirty fucking whores, I guess.

Excuse me? 

[Van Zant]

Sept 2, 2016 2:53:25 GMT Shawn DeLise said:

If you like dirty fucking whores, I guess.

You sound bitter, fam. Just my opinion tho. You could try slingin' the shlong to like, 10 of her best friends or something. I hear girls hate that but I honestly have no fucking idea how this shit works.

[Shawn DeLise]

You fuck'em and leave'em!

[Arianny DeLise]

Sept 2, 2016 3:17:26 GMT Shawn DeLise said:

You fuck'em and leave'em!

[Van Zant]

When you're laying in bed at night but you suddenly awake to the realization that you missed your calling as a relationship counsellor.

[Van Zant]

Today, my dumb fuck of a roommate had to ask me why our Google search history included the phrase, "do they sell human-sized meat grinders?" And I had to explain that I needed to know in case the portable-cervix with shit-for-brains he calls a girlfriend decided to steal my 26'er of Jack Daniels again. Caught you once, don't let me catch you again. #RightIntoTheMeatGrinder

[Van Zant]

Well, it's September 3rd, which means that I can start shopping for Halloween costumes and nobody can tell me differently. Not sure why I got all dolled up for this event, though, considering I do all my shopping online. Going out in public is stressful when you're secretly a serial killer trapped in a law-abiding citizen's body. Sigh. Thinking I'd make a hella rad Sailor Moon this year, though. #LoneSailor