No Arianny, Grand Larson fucked up. (vs. ZER0)
Sept 5, 2016 21:11:24 GMT
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Post by Bryce Albright on Sept 5, 2016 21:11:24 GMT
Wilfred and Bryce Albright are standing in the middle of a wide open patch of field with large smiles on their faces. Wilfred has on a red and blue flannel shirt; while Bryce is wearing a tight brown baseball t-shirt with three-quarter sleeves. Both are wearing black latex gloves on their hands which are folded in front of them. "Miles Larson, don't you worry about stepping into the ring with Bryce Albright because we have done what you could never do; we found ZER0." He pauses for a moment to let that shocking fact settle with ZER0's manager. "In fact, it is exactly were a pleasant barkeep said ZER0 would be."
The two circle the camera and stand on either side of a sign right in front of a large pit. The sign reads The Hole of New Mexico.
"See, we have searched the Hole of New Mexico for ZER0 because we knew he would take a wrong turn at Albuquerque on his way to Mexico, and get lost in this dump known as Fort Sumner. We know your client better than you know your client; and that's fine." Wilfred Albright snickers while Bryce stands on the other side stone-faced. "We know ZER0 better than you do, Miles. So you don't have to worry about your match with Bryce Albright this week. In fact, all you have to worry about is that Issak Otto fellow that we actually saw potential in. See, it looks like on ZER0's venture on his own something bad happened to him. He got all the way here and... well," Wilfred points down into the pit and the camera follows. There in the middle is a manikin with ZER0's mask on face down in the pit. "I have some bad news for you Miles. It appears like ZER0 is no more. He is gone from this world and he is never, ever coming back." Next to the six foot pit there is a shovel stuck into a pile of dirt. "It is okay though, because we will make sure that ZER0 is treated properly in death, just as Bryce did when we was alive. Now Bryce, do what you need to do." Wilfred looks dead straight toward the camera. "Give ZER0 a full, complete, and proper burial. But first," Wilfred steps into the pit and removes the mask from the manikin. He climbs back out and holds up the dirty mask. "I don't think he needs that anymore. We will return it to you, Miles, so you can have something to remember ZER0 by. Bryce, you may now do what needs to be done."
Bryce clears his throat. "Actually father, I have a few final words for Grand Larson as well as a few final words for our departed. First off Larson, you should probably listen to what Lauren, or whatever her name is. Do what is right and forfeit the match. You know what my father did to you, so exactly what hope do you have of standing a chance against someone who is younger, more fit, and -I apologize father- more talented. What will happen out there is nothing shy of complete and utter destruction. You will be coming out to the ring in white tights that will quickly be stained yellow and brown. I understand there is this whole honour complex that you have, but there is nothing honourable about walking toward your own murder. Do what is right and step aside. It seems like Jace O'Brien has been running his mouth, and I can better use my effort to shut him up." He looks into the pit. "As for you ZER0, looks like you just couldn't last against Bryce Albright. I'm not all that sorry about the internal bleeding I gave you that put you in this position. It's the way she goes sometimes, bud."
"Thank you Bryce, that was lovely." His father says.
With that Bryce grabs the shovel and proceeds to completely bury his competition for this week, ZER0. Our final shot is of the ZER0 manikin half covered up in dirt.
The two circle the camera and stand on either side of a sign right in front of a large pit. The sign reads The Hole of New Mexico.
"See, we have searched the Hole of New Mexico for ZER0 because we knew he would take a wrong turn at Albuquerque on his way to Mexico, and get lost in this dump known as Fort Sumner. We know your client better than you know your client; and that's fine." Wilfred Albright snickers while Bryce stands on the other side stone-faced. "We know ZER0 better than you do, Miles. So you don't have to worry about your match with Bryce Albright this week. In fact, all you have to worry about is that Issak Otto fellow that we actually saw potential in. See, it looks like on ZER0's venture on his own something bad happened to him. He got all the way here and... well," Wilfred points down into the pit and the camera follows. There in the middle is a manikin with ZER0's mask on face down in the pit. "I have some bad news for you Miles. It appears like ZER0 is no more. He is gone from this world and he is never, ever coming back." Next to the six foot pit there is a shovel stuck into a pile of dirt. "It is okay though, because we will make sure that ZER0 is treated properly in death, just as Bryce did when we was alive. Now Bryce, do what you need to do." Wilfred looks dead straight toward the camera. "Give ZER0 a full, complete, and proper burial. But first," Wilfred steps into the pit and removes the mask from the manikin. He climbs back out and holds up the dirty mask. "I don't think he needs that anymore. We will return it to you, Miles, so you can have something to remember ZER0 by. Bryce, you may now do what needs to be done."
Bryce clears his throat. "Actually father, I have a few final words for Grand Larson as well as a few final words for our departed. First off Larson, you should probably listen to what Lauren, or whatever her name is. Do what is right and forfeit the match. You know what my father did to you, so exactly what hope do you have of standing a chance against someone who is younger, more fit, and -I apologize father- more talented. What will happen out there is nothing shy of complete and utter destruction. You will be coming out to the ring in white tights that will quickly be stained yellow and brown. I understand there is this whole honour complex that you have, but there is nothing honourable about walking toward your own murder. Do what is right and step aside. It seems like Jace O'Brien has been running his mouth, and I can better use my effort to shut him up." He looks into the pit. "As for you ZER0, looks like you just couldn't last against Bryce Albright. I'm not all that sorry about the internal bleeding I gave you that put you in this position. It's the way she goes sometimes, bud."
"Thank you Bryce, that was lovely." His father says.
With that Bryce grabs the shovel and proceeds to completely bury his competition for this week, ZER0. Our final shot is of the ZER0 manikin half covered up in dirt.
