I Drink Because I'm Scared [Mean Girls V. Lord & Hanalei II]

[Mondae Chaos]

Mondae Chaos, dressed as captain douchebag Lord Blake, has her arm draped around her bestie. Arianny, in her best Hanalei impression, slinks back into her seat at the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Her head falls into her hands as she realizes that this week is going to be a complete nightmare. Lord Blake is nothing more than a self-absorbed party boy who won a title by accident. He isn't going to carry their team this week. And they have both pissed off the MGM so there will be no mercy this week. Just pure destruction.

The queen remains standing as she looks around the room arrogantly, her red solo cup still in hand. Because Lord Blake would bring rumcola to an AA meeting. Classy.

"My name is Lord Blake and I am a douchebag." She proclaims loudly. Everyone in the seats around her look stunned, confused and slightly afraid. Silence fills the room as the teen's eyes narrow and rage fills them.

"DID I FUCKING STUTTER?" Fists clenched at her sides, she screams at the room, just like a teenager having a temper tantrum. Everyone's eyes grow wide in fear.

"H... Hi Lord." The room says in unison and smile spreads slowly across her porcelain face. That's better.
 
"I am a descendant of two of the greatest athletes in the business. I grew up around wrestling but I have absolutely no respect for it. For some reason I am so fucking arrogant that I thought I could simply step into a ring and be great. I was so arrogant that I disgraced my parent's legacy by thinking that training was above me. We saw how well it worked for my little Ravey. She got tossed around like a rag doll for weeks on end until she ran way like a little bitch - kind of like Shawn DeLise." Another complete douchebag. "Me? I got lucky in every match. I somehow managed to escape with a victory every time and ended up with the Supreme Championship. Now I'm the face of this company. I know I don't deserve it. I know that I have never had real training and I honestly am a disgrace to watch in the ring. I barely know any moves and I make up for it by being a dick and drinking from my red solo cup."

On this cue Mondae takes a sip of the rumcola.

"I have watched Arianny and Mondae perform and they are awe-inspiring. No one is as skilled in the ring as they are and no one is as bloodthirsty as Mondae is. Honestly, I drink because I'm afraid. I drink because I was too lazy to train and now, I am going to get destroyed. Hanalei went and pissed off the mean girls. She lit a fire under them and I know that Mondae is still out for blood because of what happened when I faced her last time. I didn't beat her fairly. She had me. I was about to lose and if Jack Owyns hadn't interfered, she would be the one holding the Supreme Championship right now. But I got lucky. I always get lucky. But I know my luck is running out. I see the fire in their eyes and I know that nothing is more terrifying than the Mean Girls when they are determined. They are going to step into that ring and make an example out of me and Emo girl over here." She nods her head in the direction of Hanalei, who is looking more and more afraid as Lord continues on.

"I don't belong here and I drink because I know that I am in over my head. I am afraid that Mondae and Arianny are finally going to reveal me for the fraud that I am. They are finally going to show the world that I am nothing - no skill, no talent, no deserving champ. I don't even deserve to be in this fucking company and Hanalei certainly doesn't either. We're a pathetic team and we might not even make it through Vendetta. I might not see my precious Ravey ever again."

Mondae fakes a loud sob. Jace jumps to his feet and places a hand gently on Mondae's back to comfort her.

"I..." She begins to choke out. "I'm a fraud! And the whole world is going to know!" is finally blurted out as she buries her face in Jace's chest, continuing to sob. Jace wraps his arms around her and nods in agreement.