♥ Prayer Bigger Than Jordan-Hare [vs. Lord and Hanalei III]

[Arianny DeLise]

▫ ▫ ▫ ♥ ▫ ▫ ▫ ♥ ▫ ▫ ▫ ♥ ▫ ▫ ▫

It was pure chaos as the scene opens up inside Shawn DeLise’s office. Arianny Blake stands in the middle of what is an absolute mess of broken electronics, chairs, shredded carpet, and a ton of shattered glass. Her phone is in her hand and she's scowling. A baseball bat is thrown down beside her and she looks at her phone. The camera catches a glimpse of what she's looking at and it's pictures of Shawn living it up in Vegas.

“Asshole.”

Arianny hurls her phone across the room and it smashes into the wall. It suddenly dawns on her that she's being filmed but if it bothers her, she doesn't show it. Everyone pokes fun at her lack of composure anyway. Good thing her focus and intelligence always seem to help her harness her rage. It's what makes Arianny able to overcome stronger, more physical competitors. She flashes the camera her dazzling smile and smooths down the skirt of her pretty, floral DKNY dress. She’s addressing Shawn.

“Hey babe. I see you’re having fun! I decided to take a moment out of my busy schedule and do a little redecorating here at The Arena. I’ve taken liberties with the conference room, Sloregia’s office, and now yours!"

"While you’ve been gone, Mondae and I have been getting prepared for war. Hanalei Brightly has just been waiting for this match for like EVER. Like, color me confused but at first, she and Lord made a cohesive unit despite the fact neither of them had ever competed in a tag match before. Lord went on record and called Hanalei a hindrance to him, which like actually she is. Now all of a sudden, Hanalei feels all alone. You are a stupid piece of shit, Shawn, but I guess you knew what you were doing when you made this match. This bitch has no fucking clue where her emotions are right now. I highly doubt either of them will get their lives together before Vendetta when they have to face a mafia who can really wrestle. O-M-G! Some of the people you have signed to contracts just blow my mind. I get that you were trying to ruin RSW, but now it’s ours. Why not just fire these idiots?"

Valid point.

"I realize you probably don’t know much about football, but unfortunately my sperm donor is a sports agent. I had the stupid sport shoved in my face since birth. Lord compared himself to the Auburn football team this week and never has anything been so accurate. Both are mediocre, lacking in offense or defense - never able to put them both together, and playing second fiddle to the bad-ass bitches that run the show. Lord can go ahead and be Auburn, holders of one championship in like the last fifty years. We’ll keep being Alabama, running over our opponents and winning titles.

The only thing more fitting would be Lord comparing himself to the Carolina Panthers. Talk about a group that choked under pressure.

As far as Hanalei goes, I’ll take care of her, Shawn. No worries. She had no business getting involved in our lives and unlike you, I don’t run away. She will never be in my league, but if she wants to play with the actual stars of the company, then she can bring it. She will be in for a rude awakening come Vendetta when Mondae and I get our hands on her. She seems to think that while her victories over a slut and a narcoleptic are special, Mondae losing to Lord thanks to interference is the equivalent of Money being Lord’s bitch. Well if that’s the case, then Beefcake must have made Hanalei his bitch, RSW’s bitch, and all of professional wrestling’s bitch. He more than exposed how inexperienced and delusional she is. Some revolutionist.”

Ari giggles.

“The people here need to get a freakin' clue. Thankfully, I know how good Money and I are. We know how to work together. Whether or not we can go for hours in the ring is irrelevant because all it takes is isolating an opponent and keeping them from making a tag. We have that experience. We are a legitimate team. Lord and Hanalei will need a prayer bigger than Jordan-Hare if they want to beat us."

Ari winks, very pleased at the shot she took at Lord, blows Shawn a kiss, and the scene fades.

▫ ▫ ▫ ♥ ▫ ▫ ▫ ♥ ▫ ▫ ▫ ♥ ▫ ▫ ▫