Post by Richard Scaufield on Oct 17, 2016 21:58:40 GMT
Opening up inside of a large, fancy kitchen, we see a tray of cookies sitting on the counter and there's nothing fancy about these cookies: simply plain old cookies with absolutely nothing on them. Stepping into view is Richard Scaufield who is wearing a cooking apron that has an airbrushed image of his opponent, Nate Harrington on it who is lowered down at his crotch region making it look like he is going down on him. With a large smile on Richard’s face, he knows exactly what he's doing.
Richard: Let me start off with a question if I may, for all of you bakers out there, what do these cookies have in common?
Taking a brief moment to pause, that smile never leaves his face as he continues to speak.
Richard: The answer is quite simple, they're all plain just like Nate. See, I had this vision in my head when hearing that I would face a man of Nate’s stature and let me tell you; I definitely envisioned him to be way more than what he actually is. I mean, here I was thinking that I was going to be facing this hunk of a man, this powerhouse but instead? I’m facing a man who has small dick syndrome simply because he has to overcompensate for his shortcomings.
You see Nate, you are just like these cookies in that you're plain. You're like every other cookie cutter athlete who has an ego and a bad attitude simply because he has strung together several wins. Sure, it's impressive but it damn sure doesn't warrant that kind of ego honey.
But me? You're right. I am green, I am a rookie but what you're wrong about is that I don't matter. Now you don't have to like it sugarplum but in case you have forgotten, we all start out as the rookie: you included once upon a time.
Waving his index finger around in a very sassy manner, he is pretty fired up right now.
Richard: Now… Since you obviously don't pay attention to what goes are around here then let me fill you in. For the record, *I* never said this was a mismatch of epic proportions, I was simply responding to the question that was asked of me.
Have you ever heard of the old saying "ignorance is bliss”? Of course you have and I'm starting to realize that you personify that message. Honey, I know how good you are despite being plain and I don’t have to tear you down just to make myself feel better. Unlike you, I don't have to record my session with the doctor just to prove that I'm not some angry, bitter individual who needs a big cock in his ass just to relieve some of that built up tension.
But you? You do! It's almost like you need validation to try and prove me wrong but here's the thing; you haven't even done that. We haven't stepped foot inside that ring just yet and you can pretend that you're not angry but anybody can pretend while on camera, hell; Mr. Rogers did it for many years and made one hell of a career based on it.
So you see darling, I’m far from beat and unfortunately for you, you're too stupid to see it.
Rolling his eyes and giving the camera a lot of sass, he places his hand down on the counter and continues to speak, not missing a single beat.
Richard: Oh but you will, see, all of that smack that you have been talking? It's going to come back and bite you square in the ass, I promise you that!
I may be smaller than you but you should know from personal experience that being smaller doesn't mean anything. I mean, how many times have you been the smaller man in a fight? My guess is A LOT since you're not much bigger than me and hell, I’ll bet you have defended yourself against the same arguments before so tell me this, why be a hypocrite now?
Briefly removing his hand from off of the counter, he shrugs his shoulders not understanding why Nate is being a hypocrite.
Richard: Does it makes you feel better? Or maybe it's the fact that you're grasping for straws because that's all you have. I don't know and I really don't care but I do know this much, go ahead in your next promo and continue to run me down, continue to say that I’m shit and continue to wield that little pale of yours because that's all you have.
But see, I am going to continue giving credit where it's due and when I stun the world by pinning your shoulders for the…
Holding up his index finger first, he continues to make his point.
Richard: ... One…
Now his middle finger shoots up.
Richard: ... Two…
Last but certainly not least, his pinky finger shoots up which helps finalize his point.
Richard: ... Three… It will be because I beat one of the best that this industry has to offer and I didn't have to tear you down in order to do it.
Placing his hand back down on the counter, nothing but a smile is on his face right now.
Richard: So keep being in denial honey because once it's all said and done? Everyone is going to realize that you're not unbeatable, you're just like everyone else and I am going to be living proof of that.
Still smiling, he places his right hand over his mouth and blows a kiss towards the camera.
Richard: Toodles, for now!
Waving very femininely at the camera, he tosses the cookies into the trash and simply walks off as there's nothing left to be said.
Richard: Let me start off with a question if I may, for all of you bakers out there, what do these cookies have in common?
Taking a brief moment to pause, that smile never leaves his face as he continues to speak.
Richard: The answer is quite simple, they're all plain just like Nate. See, I had this vision in my head when hearing that I would face a man of Nate’s stature and let me tell you; I definitely envisioned him to be way more than what he actually is. I mean, here I was thinking that I was going to be facing this hunk of a man, this powerhouse but instead? I’m facing a man who has small dick syndrome simply because he has to overcompensate for his shortcomings.
You see Nate, you are just like these cookies in that you're plain. You're like every other cookie cutter athlete who has an ego and a bad attitude simply because he has strung together several wins. Sure, it's impressive but it damn sure doesn't warrant that kind of ego honey.
But me? You're right. I am green, I am a rookie but what you're wrong about is that I don't matter. Now you don't have to like it sugarplum but in case you have forgotten, we all start out as the rookie: you included once upon a time.
Waving his index finger around in a very sassy manner, he is pretty fired up right now.
Richard: Now… Since you obviously don't pay attention to what goes are around here then let me fill you in. For the record, *I* never said this was a mismatch of epic proportions, I was simply responding to the question that was asked of me.
Have you ever heard of the old saying "ignorance is bliss”? Of course you have and I'm starting to realize that you personify that message. Honey, I know how good you are despite being plain and I don’t have to tear you down just to make myself feel better. Unlike you, I don't have to record my session with the doctor just to prove that I'm not some angry, bitter individual who needs a big cock in his ass just to relieve some of that built up tension.
But you? You do! It's almost like you need validation to try and prove me wrong but here's the thing; you haven't even done that. We haven't stepped foot inside that ring just yet and you can pretend that you're not angry but anybody can pretend while on camera, hell; Mr. Rogers did it for many years and made one hell of a career based on it.
So you see darling, I’m far from beat and unfortunately for you, you're too stupid to see it.
Rolling his eyes and giving the camera a lot of sass, he places his hand down on the counter and continues to speak, not missing a single beat.
Richard: Oh but you will, see, all of that smack that you have been talking? It's going to come back and bite you square in the ass, I promise you that!
I may be smaller than you but you should know from personal experience that being smaller doesn't mean anything. I mean, how many times have you been the smaller man in a fight? My guess is A LOT since you're not much bigger than me and hell, I’ll bet you have defended yourself against the same arguments before so tell me this, why be a hypocrite now?
Briefly removing his hand from off of the counter, he shrugs his shoulders not understanding why Nate is being a hypocrite.
Richard: Does it makes you feel better? Or maybe it's the fact that you're grasping for straws because that's all you have. I don't know and I really don't care but I do know this much, go ahead in your next promo and continue to run me down, continue to say that I’m shit and continue to wield that little pale of yours because that's all you have.
But see, I am going to continue giving credit where it's due and when I stun the world by pinning your shoulders for the…
Holding up his index finger first, he continues to make his point.
Richard: ... One…
Now his middle finger shoots up.
Richard: ... Two…
Last but certainly not least, his pinky finger shoots up which helps finalize his point.
Richard: ... Three… It will be because I beat one of the best that this industry has to offer and I didn't have to tear you down in order to do it.
Placing his hand back down on the counter, nothing but a smile is on his face right now.
Richard: So keep being in denial honey because once it's all said and done? Everyone is going to realize that you're not unbeatable, you're just like everyone else and I am going to be living proof of that.
Still smiling, he places his right hand over his mouth and blows a kiss towards the camera.
Richard: Toodles, for now!
Waving very femininely at the camera, he tosses the cookies into the trash and simply walks off as there's nothing left to be said.
