I've Got This [vs. Bryce Albright I]
Jun 30, 2016 18:40:48 GMT
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Post by Raven MacDemare on Jun 30, 2016 18:40:48 GMT
(The following promo for Shoot Saturday was filmed before Vendetta on June 30th, 2016)
Raven stands in the backstage area, right in front of the camera, holding a stack of notecards. Off camera, Lord Blake and Driver are watching.
She clears her throat and starts to read from her notecards. “On July the ninth I am set to face Bryce Albright on the first episode of Shoot Saturday. Bryce is basically everything that I am not. He is a real wrestler. He is strong. He is skilled. He has a wealth of experience under his belt. I will probably get my ass kicked.”
Raven pauses and looks nervously over at Lord and Driver. Lord seems confused. Driver is simply looking around, innocently. She frowns.
“Even though Bryce Albright is by far the most superior person that RSW could possibly put me against, I still plan on taking my beating like the little bitch that I am.”
Her voice trails off.
“Driver, why did you write these things? You were supposed to make this promo sound like me.”
Driver can barely stop himself from laughing. The look Lord shoots his employee the worst look he can possibly muster.
“I have looked over stuff on Bryce. I know he is superior to me in strength, size, and technical ability. I’m not worried about that. I am facing Braydon tonight and I will stand strong against him. He’s bigger and way more powerful than Bryce Albright, no offense to him of course.”
Raven smiles.
“I also have amazing stamina, recovery, and endurance thanks to cheerleading. None of Bryce’s amateur and professional experience can help him improve those areas before he steps into the ring with me. He won’t be able to keep me down, no matter how hard he hits me.”
Lord cringes at the thought of some man hitting his Ravey.
“Like actually, he probably doesn’t strike people at all, since he’s like a total wrestler. Like why would he hit someone when he can just face-plant them with a drop toe hold?!”
“That is actually a perfect point, baby.”
As usual, Lord remains the most perfect and encouraging boyfriend.
“Bryce Albright may have talent, but I have heart. He may be able to outwrestle me, but he will have to catch me first. I am so quicker. He sometimes lacks composure, and I never get rattled. There is no point. Stress causes wrinkles and lines, and there’s not enough concealer in the world to protect against that. His cockiness will make him overlook me. So I’ll seize the moment and hit him with a drop kick from the top rope! You said my technique for that was on fleek, babe!”
Raven seems pumped up now. She throws her cue cards up in the air and puts her hands on her hips.
“Driver, thank you for trying to help me by writing this promo. But you know what? I totally got this.”
/End.
Raven stands in the backstage area, right in front of the camera, holding a stack of notecards. Off camera, Lord Blake and Driver are watching.
She clears her throat and starts to read from her notecards. “On July the ninth I am set to face Bryce Albright on the first episode of Shoot Saturday. Bryce is basically everything that I am not. He is a real wrestler. He is strong. He is skilled. He has a wealth of experience under his belt. I will probably get my ass kicked.”
Raven pauses and looks nervously over at Lord and Driver. Lord seems confused. Driver is simply looking around, innocently. She frowns.
“Even though Bryce Albright is by far the most superior person that RSW could possibly put me against, I still plan on taking my beating like the little bitch that I am.”
Her voice trails off.
“Driver, why did you write these things? You were supposed to make this promo sound like me.”
Driver can barely stop himself from laughing. The look Lord shoots his employee the worst look he can possibly muster.
“I have looked over stuff on Bryce. I know he is superior to me in strength, size, and technical ability. I’m not worried about that. I am facing Braydon tonight and I will stand strong against him. He’s bigger and way more powerful than Bryce Albright, no offense to him of course.”
Raven smiles.
“I also have amazing stamina, recovery, and endurance thanks to cheerleading. None of Bryce’s amateur and professional experience can help him improve those areas before he steps into the ring with me. He won’t be able to keep me down, no matter how hard he hits me.”
Lord cringes at the thought of some man hitting his Ravey.
“Like actually, he probably doesn’t strike people at all, since he’s like a total wrestler. Like why would he hit someone when he can just face-plant them with a drop toe hold?!”
“That is actually a perfect point, baby.”
As usual, Lord remains the most perfect and encouraging boyfriend.
“Bryce Albright may have talent, but I have heart. He may be able to outwrestle me, but he will have to catch me first. I am so quicker. He sometimes lacks composure, and I never get rattled. There is no point. Stress causes wrinkles and lines, and there’s not enough concealer in the world to protect against that. His cockiness will make him overlook me. So I’ll seize the moment and hit him with a drop kick from the top rope! You said my technique for that was on fleek, babe!”
Raven seems pumped up now. She throws her cue cards up in the air and puts her hands on her hips.
“Driver, thank you for trying to help me by writing this promo. But you know what? I totally got this.”
/End.
