Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2016 12:30:45 GMT
"Have you ever had the pleasure of gazing upon a pair of meaty, old man balls? They're not a pretty sight I can tell you that much. It's almost like they were put on this earth to be an analogy for my opponent at Shoot Saturday. He's old, wrinkly and rubbery just like a pair of old wrinkly man balls. They tell a story of where they've been, where they are, where they're going and how they got there. In Walters case he's like a retired old pornstar. What else in life can he really do? He's taken a beating, expended everything he had in him and now is just left there flopping and bouncing around uselessly. That's what you are, Walter. Useless. Pathetic. You serve no purpose here. I want you to know that the only reason I'm even acknowledging your existence is because my douchebag, gonorrhea riddled father disowned my sister and I and now we're forced to actually work for a living? CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?! IT'S AN ATROCITY ON THE SCALE OF DARFUR AND AUSCHWITZ COMBINED! It's not right. Someone like me shouldn't have to scrounge around in the muck with disgusting filth like you."
"So be it. Daddy always wanted a perfect son to carry on his legacy and do his bidding. Mmm let me tell you the only man whose bidding I willingly do is Frederik's and thats only on Sub Sundays. The world forgets that Arianny wasn't the only one who trained under the greatest wrestler to ever walk the face of the earth, Scott Lopez. I was there. I trained with him too and Walter you need to know that you're in trouble. Yeah, you're like a pair of wrinkly old balls. You can take a beating. It's what you've done your entire life and you wear the battle scars like badges of honor. You have heart, yeah, but you don't have the skill. You don't have the technical training to keep up with me in the ring. Really, you don't have the technical ability to keep up with anyone in the ring."
"At thirty seven years of age you've lost what little speed you had in your youth and I'm going to run circles around you just to show you how right I am. You can't fly like I can. You can't do anything like I can. The one thing that you can do better than I do is take a beating. But Wally, eventually your endurance will run out. I've got a life time of my father telling me I wasn't good enough, that my mother should have swallowed me, that he should have shot me into a tube sock, just waiting to be unleashed on you. When I'm done with you, you'll just be another man like my father who wasn't good enough to hang with the Queer of Ready Set Wrestle. How does that make you feel, Walter? Just like a floppy, useless pair of old wrinkly balls."
"So be it. Daddy always wanted a perfect son to carry on his legacy and do his bidding. Mmm let me tell you the only man whose bidding I willingly do is Frederik's and thats only on Sub Sundays. The world forgets that Arianny wasn't the only one who trained under the greatest wrestler to ever walk the face of the earth, Scott Lopez. I was there. I trained with him too and Walter you need to know that you're in trouble. Yeah, you're like a pair of wrinkly old balls. You can take a beating. It's what you've done your entire life and you wear the battle scars like badges of honor. You have heart, yeah, but you don't have the skill. You don't have the technical training to keep up with me in the ring. Really, you don't have the technical ability to keep up with anyone in the ring."
"At thirty seven years of age you've lost what little speed you had in your youth and I'm going to run circles around you just to show you how right I am. You can't fly like I can. You can't do anything like I can. The one thing that you can do better than I do is take a beating. But Wally, eventually your endurance will run out. I've got a life time of my father telling me I wasn't good enough, that my mother should have swallowed me, that he should have shot me into a tube sock, just waiting to be unleashed on you. When I'm done with you, you'll just be another man like my father who wasn't good enough to hang with the Queer of Ready Set Wrestle. How does that make you feel, Walter? Just like a floppy, useless pair of old wrinkly balls."
