Spoiler Alert: You don't got this [vs. Raven MacDemare]
Jul 3, 2016 14:29:40 GMT
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Post by Bryce Albright on Jul 3, 2016 14:29:40 GMT
Wilfred Albright: "Bryce, your debut match..."
Bryce Albright: "Yeah..."
Wilfred Albright: "...Is against a woman."
Bryce Albright: "GOD DAMNIT!"
Wilfred Albright: "It's okay son, I've got this. Raven MacDemare, sweetie, what you are facing up against is a wrestler; a real wrestler. Not some little fashion vlogger trash talker that can be knocked out by a simple slap to the face. What we are talking about is a CIS Under 100 kilos wrestling champion from the great country of Canada. Now heart is a great thing to have. It's necessary for survival, makes a great last name for a wrestler, it's a nice shape. Notice I didn't say that heart wins matches. Sweetie, you can take a beating and keep on going and that is something you seem to be proud of. Congratulations, you are unwise. Bryce Albright doesn't give others the opportunity to hit him because they are already unconscious on the mat after being hit by Actual Literal Death. You don't get rattled or shaken in that ring, but just like everyone else you get knocked the fuck out."
Bryce Albright: "Father!"
Wilfred Albright: "My apologies. We in the Albright Family do not use such language; that is below us. Raven, sweetie, we won't pick you apart on screen here. We won't tell the world about your technique, grappling and striking power, or your lack of any submission ability. That doesn't matter to the fans that come out to see Bryce Albright. What matters to them is that Bryce's music hits and they get to act up like a motherfucking prison riot. What they care about is seeing Bryce Albright at the helm of this company, because he is the only one suitable enough to take this company on his back. Your place in the grand scheme of this company right now, is a stepping stone for a real athlete to take over. You are someone that they can throw in against that dumpster fire Braydon Knox. The sad part is that you can't even beat him. You had to resort to beating him up with a broom."
Bryce Albright: "Parry Saturn called; he wants his gimmick back."
Wilfred Albright: "See that, (pointing at Bryce) that is what happens when you don't have someone write your whole promo. A naturally placed jab at you for assaulting a man with a broom. In case you wanted to do that same tactic to Bryce, I'll give you a little hint; Bryce wears a cup. Having Lord creep up behind him for a lowblow will probably hurt your beau more than Bryce. So maybe you should just wrestle a fair match, and show the world that there is just a slight ounce of talent in that little body of yours.
"Now it's been fun Raven, but we have more important matters to attend to. So allow me to leave you with this: you can say you will win. However, as long as we are in RSW the future will be Albright."
Bryce Albright: "Yeah..."
Wilfred Albright: "...Is against a woman."
Bryce Albright: "GOD DAMNIT!"
Wilfred Albright: "It's okay son, I've got this. Raven MacDemare, sweetie, what you are facing up against is a wrestler; a real wrestler. Not some little fashion vlogger trash talker that can be knocked out by a simple slap to the face. What we are talking about is a CIS Under 100 kilos wrestling champion from the great country of Canada. Now heart is a great thing to have. It's necessary for survival, makes a great last name for a wrestler, it's a nice shape. Notice I didn't say that heart wins matches. Sweetie, you can take a beating and keep on going and that is something you seem to be proud of. Congratulations, you are unwise. Bryce Albright doesn't give others the opportunity to hit him because they are already unconscious on the mat after being hit by Actual Literal Death. You don't get rattled or shaken in that ring, but just like everyone else you get knocked the fuck out."
Bryce Albright: "Father!"
Wilfred Albright: "My apologies. We in the Albright Family do not use such language; that is below us. Raven, sweetie, we won't pick you apart on screen here. We won't tell the world about your technique, grappling and striking power, or your lack of any submission ability. That doesn't matter to the fans that come out to see Bryce Albright. What matters to them is that Bryce's music hits and they get to act up like a motherfucking prison riot. What they care about is seeing Bryce Albright at the helm of this company, because he is the only one suitable enough to take this company on his back. Your place in the grand scheme of this company right now, is a stepping stone for a real athlete to take over. You are someone that they can throw in against that dumpster fire Braydon Knox. The sad part is that you can't even beat him. You had to resort to beating him up with a broom."
Bryce Albright: "Parry Saturn called; he wants his gimmick back."
Wilfred Albright: "See that, (pointing at Bryce) that is what happens when you don't have someone write your whole promo. A naturally placed jab at you for assaulting a man with a broom. In case you wanted to do that same tactic to Bryce, I'll give you a little hint; Bryce wears a cup. Having Lord creep up behind him for a lowblow will probably hurt your beau more than Bryce. So maybe you should just wrestle a fair match, and show the world that there is just a slight ounce of talent in that little body of yours.
"Now it's been fun Raven, but we have more important matters to attend to. So allow me to leave you with this: you can say you will win. However, as long as we are in RSW the future will be Albright."
