Post by Bryce Albright on Jul 26, 2016 2:53:16 GMT
Both Wilfred and Bryce Albright kick open the door to a soup kitchen wearing Haz-Mat suits that leave only their faces exposed. Both sternly looking at the grotesque beasts that currently we're inhabiting the facility. "Where is Mundane Chaos?" Wilfred yells into the building. The beasts all look at the two confused as to what they were saying. "I know you illiterate feral animals are not so quick to the draw. I'll ask again for your benefit. Where. Is. Mundane. Chaos?"
One of the beasts stands up having taken exception to Wilfred's polite line of questioning. "What's them words y'all'er saying from that talkie hole on your face?" The man asked or something to that effect. Neither Bryce nor Wilfred were really listening.
"Was that even English? Listen, I'll ask again. I know Mundane Chaos frequents this dumpster fire because no one aside from Ready Set Wrestle would hire her, and they don't pay all of her bills. So Trimmed Gorilla, where is Mundane Chaos?" The man barely let Wilfred finishe before throwing a punch. His fist caught nothing but the palm of Bryce Albright who gripped Trimmed Gorilla's hand as hard as he could. The beast's legs gave out as the man started to whimper in pain. Wilfred leaned down so the man could hear him whisper. "That wasn't very polite of you. Now if you were someone who was worth our time Bryce here would plant you on your neck. Lucky for you, we do not assault the average pedestrian. We are not savages. We are just of a higher class that you and Mundane Chaos. We really don't appreciate the the bullying and you really ought to be a star like my son and I." Bryce throws the man back with a shove to the chest and lets the fist go. "Now then, should anyone else wish to fight Bryce will take on all comers."
From the back row a man yells out, "Who's Mundane Chaos?"
"Mundane Chaos is a rather unsavoury individual that seems to think acceptable to walk into a bank and punch a man out without cause or reason. Mundane Chaos is someone who, just like Jace O'Brien gets what she wants because she has an in with a specific family. Mundane Chaos is the kind of person who is so dark and twisted that she feels the need to prove it against someone that just couldn't care less. She talks crap in an attempt to cut down the self-esteem of someone she has yet to interact with because she is a psychopath; something of which she is proud. She is vile and an abomination to wrestling, but regardless she is the opponent of the Future of RSW," Wilfred says pointing to Bryce. "She is someone that was not even on the radar as a potential candidate for the Bryce Empire. She is a woman with a known attitude problem and no class whatsoever. In fact she has so much class that she would not even help up a person she assaulted. Bryce Albright, however," Bryce leans over and grabs the crushed hand of the Sasquatch. He pulls the fellow up, dusts off the man's shoulders and pops up the collar of the guy's button-up shirt. "Bryce is more than willing to make peace with those who attack him or his family. He is willing to put bygones behind him and look toward the future. Look at Jace O'Brien for example. This is man who has threatened death upon Bryce. Instead of complaining about his match, Bryce has been leaving it in the past. When he speaks to an opponent he makes sure they understand that their match is just business. He does not go in there with the intention of maiming his opponent for absolutely no reason. So I want you filthy animals to give Mundane Chaos a message for me. Let her know that her words are rubber and we are glue. Her petty insults bounce off of us and stick to her." Wilfred straightens up the man's hair, making sure his revealed face does not come anywhere near any part of the dirty Sasquatch. He gives two small slaps to the man's face and quiets his voice so as to only talk to the Sasquatch in from of him. "And let her know that Bryce will not embarrass our family, because in RSW the Future is!" He leans back to scream, "ALBRIGHT!" The two pose with their heads held high.
EDN.
One of the beasts stands up having taken exception to Wilfred's polite line of questioning. "What's them words y'all'er saying from that talkie hole on your face?" The man asked or something to that effect. Neither Bryce nor Wilfred were really listening.
"Was that even English? Listen, I'll ask again. I know Mundane Chaos frequents this dumpster fire because no one aside from Ready Set Wrestle would hire her, and they don't pay all of her bills. So Trimmed Gorilla, where is Mundane Chaos?" The man barely let Wilfred finishe before throwing a punch. His fist caught nothing but the palm of Bryce Albright who gripped Trimmed Gorilla's hand as hard as he could. The beast's legs gave out as the man started to whimper in pain. Wilfred leaned down so the man could hear him whisper. "That wasn't very polite of you. Now if you were someone who was worth our time Bryce here would plant you on your neck. Lucky for you, we do not assault the average pedestrian. We are not savages. We are just of a higher class that you and Mundane Chaos. We really don't appreciate the the bullying and you really ought to be a star like my son and I." Bryce throws the man back with a shove to the chest and lets the fist go. "Now then, should anyone else wish to fight Bryce will take on all comers."
From the back row a man yells out, "Who's Mundane Chaos?"
"Mundane Chaos is a rather unsavoury individual that seems to think acceptable to walk into a bank and punch a man out without cause or reason. Mundane Chaos is someone who, just like Jace O'Brien gets what she wants because she has an in with a specific family. Mundane Chaos is the kind of person who is so dark and twisted that she feels the need to prove it against someone that just couldn't care less. She talks crap in an attempt to cut down the self-esteem of someone she has yet to interact with because she is a psychopath; something of which she is proud. She is vile and an abomination to wrestling, but regardless she is the opponent of the Future of RSW," Wilfred says pointing to Bryce. "She is someone that was not even on the radar as a potential candidate for the Bryce Empire. She is a woman with a known attitude problem and no class whatsoever. In fact she has so much class that she would not even help up a person she assaulted. Bryce Albright, however," Bryce leans over and grabs the crushed hand of the Sasquatch. He pulls the fellow up, dusts off the man's shoulders and pops up the collar of the guy's button-up shirt. "Bryce is more than willing to make peace with those who attack him or his family. He is willing to put bygones behind him and look toward the future. Look at Jace O'Brien for example. This is man who has threatened death upon Bryce. Instead of complaining about his match, Bryce has been leaving it in the past. When he speaks to an opponent he makes sure they understand that their match is just business. He does not go in there with the intention of maiming his opponent for absolutely no reason. So I want you filthy animals to give Mundane Chaos a message for me. Let her know that her words are rubber and we are glue. Her petty insults bounce off of us and stick to her." Wilfred straightens up the man's hair, making sure his revealed face does not come anywhere near any part of the dirty Sasquatch. He gives two small slaps to the man's face and quiets his voice so as to only talk to the Sasquatch in from of him. "And let her know that Bryce will not embarrass our family, because in RSW the Future is!" He leans back to scream, "ALBRIGHT!" The two pose with their heads held high.
EDN.
