Cupcakes From Whole Foods! // Lovey Forever 03

[Raven MacDemare]

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RAVEN'S LIVESTREAM:

Raven and Clothes step outside the vehicle and venture into the darkened alley. The livestream never stops. Suddenly, the sound of breaking glass is heard and Raven hits the ground with a thud. Her cellphone falls from her hands. All we can hear is the sound and it sounds like someone is getting the shit kicked out of them. Clothes can be heard screaming and suddenly there’s more breaking glass. A second thud is heard. There’s the sound of more kicking and scuffling, and finally Raven’s livestream is cut.

REWIND TO FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO:

Raven MacDemare and Clothes are sitting inside Clothes’ modest Toyota Prius.

“Hey guys! Thanks for tuning in! Tonight we are going to do something a little different than Ravey Mac Beauty Facts! I’m going to give you beauties a little glimpse inside my other life. As many of you know, Lord’s title was unfairly stolen a week and a half ago.”

Raven and Clothes pout.

“But thanks to our amazing hotline, some angel has come forward with information that is going to lead to the return of the belt. Right now, Clothes and I are sitting in front of the alley where this person has agreed to meet me and return the RSW Supreme Championship. I’m pumped! That belt means everything to my bae and I hate seeing him without it. Unlike Archer and Emma, Lord actually earned that championship. He beat Archer fair and square at Deception. Archer and Emma are nothing more than bullies. They have to attack people from behind and steal because they can’t get over on their own. Archer knows that I’m more composed and faster than him, and that compliments the fact Lord hits harder and is smarter. As far as Emma goes, she can’t touch Lord’s technique and she can’t defend my aerial attack. Those reasons are why we will beat them.

Sorry guys! You shouldn’t have stolen Lord’s title!

I refuse to be afraid of another person in RSW. MGM are also bullies but they will get what’s coming to them. Jace has to worry about everyone who’s gunning for his Bay Area Championship. His focus is less than stellar anyways. I don’t get distracted like he does. Mondae is handicapped because she’s teaming with someone she’s never worked with before. Arianny is her partner since birth and those are her words. Lord has proven he’s just as good, if not better than her, so I’m definitely not worried about either of them. Also, my mom never lost to Mondae’s mom. Beating a Chaos is kind of a MacDemare thing. Lord and I have got this! I know three of you are already well aware of this but Lord can hit the Super Bullet at a second's notice, even if it takes the last bit of his energy. And none of you guys know the power I can actually unleash with my Super Orgasm! It's the perfect way to finish!”

Clothes looks at the camera, his eyes wide.

“Oh no, honey.”

Raven grins.

“I’m excited for Vendetta and this opportunity Shawn DeLise has given us, but right now it’s time to get the title back! To show my appreciation, Clothes and I got cupcakes from Whole Foods for this anonymous person. They’re red velvet. Ready, Cothes?”

“Ready!”

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OFF CAMERA:

A perfect size eight foot slams into Raven’s cellphone effectively breaking it. Confident that the beautiful brunette is done for, the attacker pulls off their mask and gorgeous, silky blond locks fall across their shoulders. Arianny Blake surveys her damage and smiles proudly. Broken light tubes effectively rendered Raven and Clothes useless. Walking over to the dumpster, Arianny retrieves a large bucket that had been hidden in the shadows. She drags it over and sits it between Raven and Clothes.

Dropping down to her knees, she picks up the longest shard of glass and slices through Raven’s outfit. She strips the girl down to her lacy pink bra and panties, and pulls a Sharpie from the pocket of her dark jeans. In the ugliest handwriting Arianny can only imagine Emma Douglas uses, she writes “Violent Intent” across Raven’s back. She stands back up, grabs the bucket, and proceeds to dump blood all over Raven and Clothes. It’s the perfect setup; the perfect plan.

“Surprise, bitch. MGM forever!”

/End.