"The Deported" (LIC vs The Patron Saints of Liars and Fakes)
Oct 16, 2016 22:12:31 GMT
RSW Wrestling, Arianny DeLise, and 1 more like this
Post by Issak Otto on Oct 16, 2016 22:12:31 GMT
The (Almost) Deported
"Issak, do you have any doubts about going forward with this tag match? Do you have anything you'd like to discuss?"
"I understand why you say this, Lauren, but I can assure you, Arianny and Bryce can't say anything to derail me from my number one goal, and they'll never be able to say anything to break me from the LIC."
Lauren Parker stood in the room of our favorite mustachioed Swede.
"The LIC is my home now. These things they say to try getting in my head, try breaking us up, they're a complete waste of time. ZERO and I want the same thing, plain and simple, and I have just as much reason to be consumed by revenge as he does. I'm positive it won't cost us the match, his drive only adds to our chances of winning."
A strong knock came from the front door, a woman and three police officers standing in the archway.
"Excuse me, we're looking for Issak Otto. My name is Gloria Pritchard, I'm with US Customs..."
"I'm Lauren Parker, representing Issak's management company, what the hell is this?"
"Ms. Parker, we have reason to believe that your client, Issak Otto, has been staying within the Unites States illegally. We'd like you to produce your documentation immediately."
The officers, armed with pistols, began roaming around the hotel room, checking for any sign of other people or some sort of unlawful activity they'd be able to deport him for anyway. Issak was pissed.
"This is just an extension of the deportation scheme that Dallas Blake already exposed Arianny for! Don't you goons watch television! I thought all Americans watched television!"
"Don't worry Issak, I'm going to call Miles right away and get this straightened out."
As Lauren slipped to the other side of the room to make an important call, Issak continued on, raising his voice.
"Dallas Blake, Arianny DeLise, Bryce Albright, they're all liars and fakes!"
"I'm sure you were told all about how my illegal status is probably fact. Arianny says that word confidently, and I may be a second language learner, but I'm pretty positive it does not mean what she thinks it means. She says Bryce has proven himself as the best pure wrestler in RSW, and gave two reasons for it. One, the belt he has. Previously, Arianny trashed his win, trashed that title, and trashed the only people Bryce has beaten. Now suddenly he's the best pure wrestler in RSW..."
"The second reason, and why I'm not the best pure wrestler, is because I lost to my partner...in a Japanese Deathmatch, involving thumbtacks, where Bryce refused to get in the ring and count for me anyway. That match was far from pure from the very beginning and any wrestler would know that. Plus, a pure wrestler is someone who can make their opponent tap with ease, and Bryce's skill in that department is...how you say...lacking. Arianny enjoys bending the truth to her will by leaving out key details but at the end of the day we all see through her."
"See through her entire charade, see her for the weak person that she really is."
"Once you strip away the power of the DeLise name, strip away her friends, Arianny has nothing. Here's some real facts for you people, Arianny may be fast, but fast enough to slip through our holds like she said she could? Her defense against submission maneuvers pales in comparison to what ZERO and I can do. Bryce may be strong, but he has absolutely no strike power, I wonder how strong he actually is. The one thing Arianny has always had going for her, is her manipulation, but I wonder how effective it'll be this time around. You've got LIC...The Revolution...Violent Intent...Zammi...even your own cousin doesn't like you, and with the opposing force now so strong, Ari's lies effect less and less people. Why have you allowed them to effect you?"
Lauren returns, phone to ear, "Miles is contacting the ACLU, this is clearly a target discrimination case."
"No, no, that's not needed. I'll just leave you with my card, drop them by when you can. You know, routine check."
She left her card on the table, waved to her boys and blue, the door slamming behind the four.
"So this is how they play games in America, eh? I see now. I like to play, too."
"What are you thinking, Issak?"
"I understand why you say this, Lauren, but I can assure you, Arianny and Bryce can't say anything to derail me from my number one goal, and they'll never be able to say anything to break me from the LIC."
Lauren Parker stood in the room of our favorite mustachioed Swede.
"The LIC is my home now. These things they say to try getting in my head, try breaking us up, they're a complete waste of time. ZERO and I want the same thing, plain and simple, and I have just as much reason to be consumed by revenge as he does. I'm positive it won't cost us the match, his drive only adds to our chances of winning."
A strong knock came from the front door, a woman and three police officers standing in the archway.
"Excuse me, we're looking for Issak Otto. My name is Gloria Pritchard, I'm with US Customs..."
"I'm Lauren Parker, representing Issak's management company, what the hell is this?"
"Ms. Parker, we have reason to believe that your client, Issak Otto, has been staying within the Unites States illegally. We'd like you to produce your documentation immediately."
The officers, armed with pistols, began roaming around the hotel room, checking for any sign of other people or some sort of unlawful activity they'd be able to deport him for anyway. Issak was pissed.
"This is just an extension of the deportation scheme that Dallas Blake already exposed Arianny for! Don't you goons watch television! I thought all Americans watched television!"
"Don't worry Issak, I'm going to call Miles right away and get this straightened out."
As Lauren slipped to the other side of the room to make an important call, Issak continued on, raising his voice.
"Dallas Blake, Arianny DeLise, Bryce Albright, they're all liars and fakes!"
"I'm sure you were told all about how my illegal status is probably fact. Arianny says that word confidently, and I may be a second language learner, but I'm pretty positive it does not mean what she thinks it means. She says Bryce has proven himself as the best pure wrestler in RSW, and gave two reasons for it. One, the belt he has. Previously, Arianny trashed his win, trashed that title, and trashed the only people Bryce has beaten. Now suddenly he's the best pure wrestler in RSW..."
"The second reason, and why I'm not the best pure wrestler, is because I lost to my partner...in a Japanese Deathmatch, involving thumbtacks, where Bryce refused to get in the ring and count for me anyway. That match was far from pure from the very beginning and any wrestler would know that. Plus, a pure wrestler is someone who can make their opponent tap with ease, and Bryce's skill in that department is...how you say...lacking. Arianny enjoys bending the truth to her will by leaving out key details but at the end of the day we all see through her."
"See through her entire charade, see her for the weak person that she really is."
"Once you strip away the power of the DeLise name, strip away her friends, Arianny has nothing. Here's some real facts for you people, Arianny may be fast, but fast enough to slip through our holds like she said she could? Her defense against submission maneuvers pales in comparison to what ZERO and I can do. Bryce may be strong, but he has absolutely no strike power, I wonder how strong he actually is. The one thing Arianny has always had going for her, is her manipulation, but I wonder how effective it'll be this time around. You've got LIC...The Revolution...Violent Intent...Zammi...even your own cousin doesn't like you, and with the opposing force now so strong, Ari's lies effect less and less people. Why have you allowed them to effect you?"
Lauren returns, phone to ear, "Miles is contacting the ACLU, this is clearly a target discrimination case."
"No, no, that's not needed. I'll just leave you with my card, drop them by when you can. You know, routine check."
She left her card on the table, waved to her boys and blue, the door slamming behind the four.
"So this is how they play games in America, eh? I see now. I like to play, too."
"What are you thinking, Issak?"
